LameWare™ Feb 01,09 UPDATE

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Written on 12:10 AM by Denz_L

It's the 1st of February 09 and it's time for our monthly update on what we have for our customers.


Firstly, we are recruiting new people! YaY! More people! More Lame™!
Our under-studies will be given the position of Lame-o`s™.
If you think you have what it takes to become a Lame-o`s™, then email your application
to lameware.co@gmail.com

Another update is, of our new products.
Yes new and Lame™! All the way from LameWare™ Co.

We have 4 new products for our customers.

1. LameWare™ Pocket Dictionary™

2. LameWare™ Pendrive

3. LameWare™ Pendrive v2.o

4. Weightless Paper Weight™

Since it is 12:00am I shall not explain them.
But Facilitator-L will do it!
YaY!

All our products have been tested and have been given the Safety Award from Africa, Utopia.
Over there it is really safe!

And if you are not satisfied by these 4 items, we also have new books coming up.
Written personally by CEO of LameWare™, Facilitator-L, and me, Facilitator-D.

[UPDATE]

Since it is 12.41 a.m and I can't go to sleep, I shall explain them. Big boss better pay me overtime.


1. LameWare™ Pocket Dictionary™ - A dictionary so big, it can fit into your pocket! (Dictionary size is equivalent to the standard year 1895 jean pockets, aka the ones that miners used to store coal and such.)

2. LameWare™ Pendrive - These cheaper and faster models are great if you're on the move. Best feature is: Once Only Usability™! Store your data and never get it out!!!

3. LameWare™ Pendrive v2.o - These WAY faster models, although lacking in the Once Only Usability™ feature, makes up for it with is GIGANNOURMOUS memory space of 8MB!! Stores up to 2 songs!!!!!

4. Weightless Paper Weight™ - These weightless beauties are a great thing to have on your desk when you're moving house and are lazy to take it off your desk before carrying it! You may want to do something to keep those papers from flying about though..

-Edited and updated by Facilitator L



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