More LameWare™ Coming YOUR WAY!!!
Written on 12:56 AM by GwenYi.
OKAY WELL, I know nobody really CARES about who-joins-this-company and who-posts-what but JUST SO YOU KNOW, this is the new Probationary Lame-O™. Probationary Lame-O' G (which stands for GREAT). :D
SO AS YOU CAN SEE, for the past four decades our highly-ESTEEMED *ahem ahem* organization has been ripping people off benefiting the human race selling Solar-powered Flash Lights™, Waterproof Tea Bags™, and even smooth sandpaper™ that does WONDERS with your Kemahiran Hidup woodwork projects (coming soon for the EXTREMELY FREAKING IF-YOU-DON'T-BUY-THIS-YOU'RE-NUTS CHEAP price of $999.27!).
It even comes in a variety of FOUR COLOURS:
Frictionless Brown, Silky Maroon, Velvety Beige and even Sleek Blue!
Frictionless Brown, Silky Maroon, Velvety Beige and even Sleek Blue!
To pre-order, please dial our hotline at
1300-I-WANT-TO-MAKE-MY-KERJA-KAYU-SUCKIER!
1300-I-WANT-TO-MAKE-MY-KERJA-KAYU-SUCKIER!
And speaking of nuts, we are ALSO working on a nutcracker that doesn't crack nuts™, estimated to be out by the end of September (when the nut season is in full swing!). It will be only going for $400 for the first five minutes, then the price will be lowered to a STUNNING REDUCTION of $399.99! ISN'T THAT JUST BRILLIANT?
You can now use your left-over cash to buy our EXTREMELY FRESH NUTS exported ALL THE WAY from Indonesia for just $57.60 with every purchase of a non-nut-cracking nutcracker!
Note his bound-up-and-secured-with-Mammoth (Elephant too outdate lah)-glue upper lip - so the mouth cannot be closed shut and therefore, THE NUT CANNOT BE CRACKED!!
To pre-order, please dial our hotline at
1300-IF-I-BUY-THIS-I-WILL-LACK-NUTS!
1300-IF-I-BUY-THIS-I-WILL-LACK-NUTS!
Now, I KNOW the mere mention of nuts has, erhem, INVOKED THE INTEREST OF A FEW CERTAIN YELLOW-MINDED PEOPLE OUT THERE *ahem ahem! xD*, so while we are on the topic of YELLOW, we have been experimenting with our latest product - the black highlighter pen™.
Tired of having to study, take note of and - God forbid- MEMORIZE those important points in your history textbooks and reference books?
FEAR NO MORE, FOR THERE IS NOW A NEW ALIBI IN THE "BOOK OF EXCUSES":
"Teacher, I accidentally used the wrong colour highlighter."
It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT!
And it only costs you an IDEAL RATE of $69.79! Refills are sold separately in a different polystyrene pack which costs $89.54 (environmentally friendly ones cost $109.99).To pre-order, please dial our hotline at
1300-I-NEED-A-BETTER-EXCUSE-FOR-NOT-DOING-HOMEWORK!
1300-I-NEED-A-BETTER-EXCUSE-FOR-NOT-DOING-HOMEWORK!
Hope y'all liked that. :P
OH OH and believe it or not, THOSE INVENTIONS REALLY DO EXIST. *Grins*
(Products are not refundable)
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