What if opened a hotel? How will it look like? The visitors?
Written on 8:41 PM by Denz_L
You must be wondering...
"WHAT TYPE OF VISITORS WE GET???"
We'll we got alot of types of visitors.
We as Lame Facilitators, provide to many types of visitors.
People from the far-east to the fat-ass.
And from the northern heights to the lowest of low
like the North Pole*wait a minute... isn't that...*
As they come here we give them the best treatment like
carry your own baggage up to the 200 story room!
ITS SO HIGH YOU CANNOT EVEN SEE THE WORDS!!!
Our Bell-boys will always be waiting for you...
at your room for a tip!
Rather than they wait downstairs, it will be easier for you!
Just get to your room, if you can, and pay them there and then!
PETER & KARL! THEY LIKE MONEY!!! TEEHEE!!!
So, as you manage to get to your room.. You settle down
unpack and check out the place.
We get alot of nice comments from our visitors, some we don't even understand! like...
PEACE TO YOU TO!!
700!!!!
and sometimes we get...
Symbols :
!@#$%
$#@!
:] !!!! :D !!!!!! >>>>---------> (AN ARROW) (O)_(O)
After you have settled down, you would look forward to our room services!
COOK YOUR OWN MEAL AT $900
All you need to do is... kill the chicken, pluck its feathers,
clean it, cook it, and add some flavour and color!
WALAH! AT $900 WHO WOULDNT WANT THAT???
And if your looking for a nice swim,COOL WATERS! BLUE & CLEAR!!!!
LIKE....
BUT why not use the pool
at the basement!
It has everything! RATS!!! MICE!!! DICE!!!
And we'll even add in the Roguegator for you!
You want more? sure water is free just ask for it and we'll
connect the pipes to your pool!
Instead of blue and clear water you will get
a colorful one!
GREEN! BLACK!!! BROWN! ORANGE!!!(Orange? The man had a bad dinner, he didnt cook his chicken right)
LOOK YOU CAN EVEN SEE THE GREEN STUFF HANGING FROM THE WALL!!
YES!!!
SO..
when you come to our pool you have to look for..
Thats right!!!
What about tourism?
It is still underconstruction by our finest contractors!
SEE FOR YOURSELF!!
Aren't they hard working contrators?
One step at a time, they have their whole lives ahead of them, NO RUSH!!!
How will it look?
Lets ask our architech! (Yes I know the spelling should get a 100% but my teacher disagrees and I don't know why?)
(OMG SO UGLY!! YOU BAD BAD BOY!!)
And our finish product!
With visitors like..
Drug-dealers, criminals, murderers, con-artist like the recent Facilitator-L we have no fear! that our place
is the
BEST!!
UNIQUE!!!
LATEST!!!
LAMEST!!!
SUPERB!!!
HIGHEST!!!
INDISCRIBABLE!!!
TO SHOW HOW WE CARE!!!!
AND YOU GET:
B.U.L.L. S.H...... crap.....
WE ANYWAYZ COME SOON!!!
BUH BYE!! BUH BYE!! AIR KISSES!!! MUAH MUAH!!!
YaY! US!
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