LameWare™ "Donating & Contributing"
Written on 8:25 PM by Denz_L
LameWare™
A place of great lameness!
It is time for YOU!
To help youselfs
by helping us
to help the customers
so that the customers
can help other people
that helps other people
in other things
which are unknown
that helps the other side of the world
do unkown things which are currently unknown to us.
By doing so it relates back to us by BBC
then it tells the people in the other place
of the other side to help....
uhhhhhh wait....
to help... YOUR BOSS!
Then your boss relates it back to you!
AND TA! DA!
So help yourselfs by donating to LameWare™.
Donations, as other companies would do, would be given to the homeless
and helpess and poor people in Africa & India.
They will provide them with food and shelter.....
But LameWare™ donations goes to help the lame and the lameless, and lamer.
These people are in desperate need of help!
So why don't you help them by donating to our contribution box
starting at the amount of $00.001 and work your way up!!
Oh yes new products!!
For students going to school!
You need your pencils, pens, pencil box, eraser!
Well LameWare™ has made stationaries for you!!!
The...
Pencil With No Lead Inside™!!!
Its all wood and no lead!
Tears the papers right out of your book!!!
Pencils now sell of a dollar less.
But LameWare™ sells it to your for $50.00!!!
Its cheap!
Its affordable!
It can't get any better than 50!!
The...
Pencil Box As Small As Your Finger™!!!
Its small its compact you can put it right up your nose!!!
The Pencil Box As Small As Your Finger™ is going for.....
a good and sensible price of $800!!!!
And The..
Magical Eraser™!!!
Instead of getting rid of all your mistakes and dirts.
Magical Eraser™ puts more dirt on your paper!!!
THATS RIGHT!!!!
It gives your work the umph! in it!
Magical Eraser™ is selling for only a small, little price of...
Collecting 10,000...1 sens!!!!
Start counting your one sen now!!!
This whole set can be bought together!!
Its on sale for..
well...
its so much that you can't afford it!!
Well so much for your UMPH!!
BUY IT NOW ONLINE AT
http://www.thislinkissofreakinglongthat
itwilltakeyourfiveminutestotypeitoutandaccessthewebsitetouseitandfind
yourproductwhichyoucantbecausethislinkissooooolongand
youcantdoanythingaboutit.com.my/lameware/openfile/closefile
/underthefile/throughthefile/dotopensource/enteringfirewall
/inputpassword/inputnickname/gogetcoffee/drinkasip/gettinghungry
/gocooksomelamewaremee/afteradayswork/siteisloading
/1%/2%/3%/4%/99%/100%/siteaccessed.htm/
Copy™ and Cut™ has been bought by LameWare™ so you are not given the permission to
use the word Copy, Cut, or Copy, or Cut, anything.
So get your products online now!!!!!!
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