A Imposter Case at LameWare™
Written on 8:51 PM by Denz_L
MYSTERIOUS IMPOSTER
Our staff member Probationary Lame-O G™ has been framed for murder, bribery, and a death penalty.
Lame Officers have already started investigating the premise for any clues and prints of
the IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning*
the IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning*
This incedent has just currently happened on 9th of February 2009.
The victim of the IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning* was killed
in the study room, with a knife, with the help of Colonel Mustard!
Suprisingly the victim's body died inside the white lines. This has amazed federal officers
of how cunning and evil this IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning* is.
Luckily our janitor, Janitor Lame V10.8 was there and heard the whole conversation.
The janitor told us everything
"Cum indraznesti sa face asa ceva! Am ştiut că ar trebui să nu au mai avut incredere in tine cu prezenta ŞI ACUM ITS timpul să mori! DIE paşnic, sau bucăţi!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA"
*f.y.i. Google is the Numba 1 translator*
The whole conversation was spoken in Romanian.
But our Romanian Lame Translator all the way from...... you guessed it! MONGOLIA!
Translated it for us to english!
"My mother was right! I am hurt, I should have never given you the key to my heart, you broke my heart and now I WILL NEVER GIVE YOU THE TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE you old fart! DIE pizza, is bullshit!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
As our MONGOLIAN translated, this IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning*
is very dangerous and he will kill anyone who likes pizza, and thinks his mother is wrong.
A picture will be posted on later by our staff Facilitator-L and an interview will be held
with the impostered Probationary Lame-O .
Our follow readers, if you have seen this IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning* please call our hotline at :
1300-I-HAVE-SEEN-THIS-SUPER-MAD-KILLER
Thank You for your cooperation!
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