Ini Sangat Scandal Leh.

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Written on 11:07 PM by GwenYi.

OKAY SO THIS IS REALLY WEIRD.
FOR THE PAST THREE (OR SO) DAYS THERE HAS BEEN AN IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning* WHO HAS BEEN TRYING (AND FAILING MISERABLY, TOO, I MIGHT ADD) TO PRETEND TO BE AWESOMENESS IN THE FLESH ME.

NOW, I KNOW almost half of the world's population would KILL to walk in MY EXTREMELY SEXY CUSTOM-MADE FOR MY FLAWLESSNESS SHOES, but MURDERING SOMEONE JUST FOR THE SAKE OF FLAT OVEN-BAKED GENERALLY ROUND BREAD THAT IS COVERED WITH OFTEN FLAVOURFUL TOPPINGS!?

Scandalous!
THIS IS TOO MUCH WEI.

And pretending to be ME, of all people. ME!
Do you KNOW how much havoc me being put in prison would cause?
DO YOU?!?!??!!

Well JUST SO YOU KNOW, law happens to be one of the languages I'm fluent in. >=3 RAWRRR!
The others are English, Awesomian and LAMEIAN, FYI!


I can't seem to shake the feeling that the IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning* is Facilitator L *ahemHAOZHEahem*, though. x(
HMMMM. HMMMM.

'CAUSE YOU SEE RIGHT:

5 Feb 09, 19:35
Facilitator-L™: ...why are u accusing me..? I have better things to do than impostering people..
5 Feb 09, 19:31
Probationary Lame-O G: ..? okay =.= this is stupid. WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE U POSTING MESSAGES AS ME.

(THIS ^ IS SO TOTALLY NOT ME OKAY. HE JUST COPIED AND PASTED WHAT I SAID. Tsk tsk, plagiarism AND a fraud. NO WONDER YOU WANT TO BE ME. HAHAHAHAHA! xD kiddingnya.)

LOOK AT THE TIME. JUST LOOK AT IT.
How can it be that they happened to be at the same place, at the (almost) same time, doing the same thing?!?!?! PLUS! I always, ALWAYS use emoticons when I comment.
The IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning* doesn't. THAT GOES FOR FACCIE L, TOO.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME, FACCIE L?! WHAT?!?!!?!
xD

Of course if I am wrongfully accusing you Hao Zhe please don't use your forensic knowledge against me after all we all can't be perfect right? xD

... Right?

*Gulp*. Somehow, I think I'mma havta appoint a defense attorney ASAP. O_O
Me: Hey Gwen Yi, wanna be my lawyer?
Me: Sure! :D

DONE. Yay! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Smart-nyaaaa. x)


If you have ANY IDEA AT ALL who the IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning* is, please dial our hotline at
1300-I-KNOW-WHO-THE-IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning*-IS!


Oh, and sorry for the excessive Caps Lock. :D It's a bad habit of mine, the over-usage of it. LOL.




The REAL Probationary Lame-O G, over and OUT. x)


Eh Hao Zhe please don't take offense okay? o.O I only meant whatever I said as a joke.
... So, yeaaaaah. Just in case you're mad: SORRY! :X

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