Written on 6:23 PM by BBT.L
I have after for months finally done a massive update on The Big Bang Theory - LameWare.
Info:
Episodes 2-3 & 5-10.
Please watch it and more updates will continue!
The Big Bang Theory - LameWare
Enjoy!
Written on 3:13 PM by BBT.L
Hey!!!!!
Yes, yes its the moment everyone has been waiting for!
Big Bang Theory Season 1 !!!!
With the help of LameWare™
Big Bang Theory is being streamed at..
LameWare-BBT.blogspot.com
You can watch all your Big Bang Theory episodes there.
If your wondering what is Big Bang Theory..
it is a comedy series directed by the same director as Friends!
Its funny in an intelligent way!
What are you waiting for ?
GO NOW!
Written on 8:41 PM by Denz_L
You must be wondering...
"WHAT TYPE OF VISITORS WE GET???"
We'll we got alot of types of visitors.
We as Lame Facilitators, provide to many types of visitors.
People from the far-east to the fat-ass.
And from the northern heights to the lowest of low
like the North Pole*wait a minute... isn't that...*
As they come here we give them the best treatment like
carry your own baggage up to the 200 story room!
ITS SO HIGH YOU CANNOT EVEN SEE THE WORDS!!!
Our Bell-boys will always be waiting for you...
at your room for a tip!
Rather than they wait downstairs, it will be easier for you!
Just get to your room, if you can, and pay them there and then!
PETER & KARL! THEY LIKE MONEY!!! TEEHEE!!!
So, as you manage to get to your room.. You settle down
unpack and check out the place.
We get alot of nice comments from our visitors, some we don't even understand! like...
PEACE TO YOU TO!!
700!!!!
and sometimes we get...
Symbols :
!@#$%
$#@!
:] !!!! :D !!!!!! >>>>---------> (AN ARROW) (O)_(O)
After you have settled down, you would look forward to our room services!
COOK YOUR OWN MEAL AT $900
All you need to do is... kill the chicken, pluck its feathers,
clean it, cook it, and add some flavour and color!
WALAH! AT $900 WHO WOULDNT WANT THAT???
And if your looking for a nice swim,COOL WATERS! BLUE & CLEAR!!!!
LIKE....
BUT why not use the pool
at the basement!
It has everything! RATS!!! MICE!!! DICE!!!
And we'll even add in the Roguegator for you!
You want more? sure water is free just ask for it and we'll
connect the pipes to your pool!
Instead of blue and clear water you will get
a colorful one!
GREEN! BLACK!!! BROWN! ORANGE!!!(Orange? The man had a bad dinner, he didnt cook his chicken right)
LOOK YOU CAN EVEN SEE THE GREEN STUFF HANGING FROM THE WALL!!
YES!!!
SO..
when you come to our pool you have to look for..
Thats right!!!
What about tourism?
It is still underconstruction by our finest contractors!
SEE FOR YOURSELF!!
Aren't they hard working contrators?
One step at a time, they have their whole lives ahead of them, NO RUSH!!!
How will it look?
Lets ask our architech! (Yes I know the spelling should get a 100% but my teacher disagrees and I don't know why?)
(OMG SO UGLY!! YOU BAD BAD BOY!!)
And our finish product!
With visitors like..
Drug-dealers, criminals, murderers, con-artist like the recent Facilitator-L we have no fear! that our place
is the
BEST!!
UNIQUE!!!
LATEST!!!
LAMEST!!!
SUPERB!!!
HIGHEST!!!
INDISCRIBABLE!!!
TO SHOW HOW WE CARE!!!!
AND YOU GET:
B.U.L.L. S.H...... crap.....
WE ANYWAYZ COME SOON!!!
BUH BYE!! BUH BYE!! AIR KISSES!!! MUAH MUAH!!!
YaY! US!
Written on 6:59 PM by Denz_L
BAILIF : "OHDER!!! OHDER!!! OHDER IN THE COURT!!!
The Court is in session!!!
All rise for the honorable Judge Law Mee enters!
*APPLAUSE*
Judge : You maybe seated!
Case #3w87 in the Low Court of the criminal division, regarding the matters of
imposteration between Probationary Lame`O-G agaisnt Facililator-L.
Date : 06.2.2009
We call upon counsel Probationary Lame`O-G to present her case.
*To make this more fun, G & L will have to fight for their rights and win the case,
I,Judge Law Mee, will judge this case and if the other side cannot bring enough information
to win this case then the winning side will win.*
*Gwen you are accussing Lenix so state your reasons and facts.
Lenix you are in the defending position so protect yourself well, really really well.*
*Do not post a whole lumpsum in one post, you need to fight so save the best for last.*
*Gwen please post on the next post not here.
Post about information you are going to use to fight for your rights in this case.*
*Lenix you will post after she has finished her post.*
*Objections*
You can only object twice in the person who is fighting or defending's post.
Only 2 times.
Your objection cannot be more than 1 paragraph and less than 5 sentences.
Gwen please proceed...
Written on 11:07 PM by GwenYi.
OKAY SO THIS IS REALLY WEIRD.
FOR THE PAST THREE (OR SO) DAYS THERE HAS BEEN AN IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning* WHO HAS BEEN TRYING (AND FAILING MISERABLY, TOO, I MIGHT ADD) TO PRETEND TO BE AWESOMENESS IN THE FLESH ME.
NOW, I KNOW almost half of the world's population would KILL to walk in MY EXTREMELY SEXY CUSTOM-MADE FOR MY FLAWLESSNESS SHOES, but MURDERING SOMEONE JUST FOR THE SAKE OF FLAT OVEN-BAKED GENERALLY ROUND BREAD THAT IS COVERED WITH OFTEN FLAVOURFUL TOPPINGS!?
Scandalous!
THIS IS TOO MUCH WEI.
And pretending to be ME, of all people. ME!
Do you KNOW how much havoc me being put in prison would cause?
DO YOU?!?!??!!
Well JUST SO YOU KNOW, law happens to be one of the languages I'm fluent in. >=3 RAWRRR!
The others are English, Awesomian and LAMEIAN, FYI!
I can't seem to shake the feeling that the
IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning* is
Facilitator L *ahemHAOZHEahem*, though. x(
HMMMM. HMMMM.
'CAUSE YOU SEE RIGHT:
5 Feb 09, 19:35
Facilitator-L™: ...why are u accusing me..? I have better things to do than impostering people.. 5 Feb 09, 19:31
Probationary Lame-O G: ..? okay =.= this is stupid. WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE U POSTING MESSAGES AS ME.
(THIS ^ IS SO TOTALLY NOT ME OKAY. HE JUST COPIED AND PASTED WHAT I SAID. Tsk tsk, plagiarism AND a fraud. NO WONDER YOU WANT TO BE ME. HAHAHAHAHA! xD kiddingnya.)
LOOK AT THE TIME. JUST
LOOK AT IT.
How can it be that they happened to be at the same place, at the (almost) same time, doing the same thing?!?!?! PLUS! I always,
ALWAYS use emoticons when I comment.
The
IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning* doesn't.
THAT GOES FOR FACCIE L, TOO.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME, FACCIE L?! WHAT?!?!!?!
xD
Of course if I am wrongfully accusing you Hao Zhe please don't use your forensic knowledge against me after all we all can't be perfect right? xD
... Right?
*Gulp*. Somehow, I think I'mma havta appoint a defense attorney ASAP. O_O
Me: Hey Gwen Yi, wanna be my lawyer?
Me: Sure! :D
DONE. Yay! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Smart-nyaaaa. x)
If you have ANY IDEA AT ALL who the IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning* is, please dial our hotline at
1300-I-KNOW-WHO-THE-IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning*-IS!
Oh, and sorry for the excessive Caps Lock. :D It's a bad habit of mine, the over-usage of it. LOL.
The REAL Probationary Lame-O G, over and OUT. x)
Eh Hao Zhe please don't take offense okay? o.O I only meant whatever I said as a joke.
... So, yeaaaaah. Just in case you're mad: SORRY! :X
Written on 8:51 PM by Denz_L
MYSTERIOUS IMPOSTER
There has been an imposter at LameWare
™.Our staff member Probationary Lame-O G™ has been framed for murder, bribery, and a death penalty.
Lame Officers have already started investigating the premise for any clues and prints of
the IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning*
the IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning*
This incedent has just currently happened on 9th of February 2009.
The victim of the IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning* was killed
in the study room, with a knife, with the help of Colonel Mustard!
Suprisingly the victim's body died inside the white lines. This has amazed federal officers
of how cunning and evil this IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning* is.
Luckily our janitor, Janitor Lame V10.8 was there and heard the whole conversation.
The janitor told us everything
"Cum indraznesti sa face asa ceva! Am ştiut că ar trebui să nu au mai avut incredere in tine cu prezenta ŞI ACUM ITS timpul să mori! DIE paşnic, sau bucăţi!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA"
*f.y.i. Google is the Numba 1 translator*
The whole conversation was spoken in Romanian.
But our Romanian Lame Translator all the way from...... you guessed it! MONGOLIA!
Translated it for us to english!
"My mother was right! I am hurt, I should have never given you the key to my heart, you broke my heart and now I WILL NEVER GIVE YOU THE TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE you old fart! DIE pizza, is bullshit!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
As our MONGOLIAN translated, this IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning*
is very dangerous and he will kill anyone who likes pizza, and thinks his mother is wrong.
A picture will be posted on later by our staff Facilitator-L and an interview will be held
with the impostered Probationary Lame-O .
Our follow readers, if you have seen this IMPOSTER™ *Sound Effects- Thunder & Lightning* please call our hotline at :
1300-I-HAVE-SEEN-THIS-SUPER-MAD-KILLER
Thank You for your cooperation!
Written on 8:25 PM by Denz_L
LameWare™
A place of great lameness!
It is time for YOU!
To help youselfs
by helping us
to help the customers
so that the customers
can help other people
that helps other people
in other things
which are unknown
that helps the other side of the world
do unkown things which are currently unknown to us.
By doing so it relates back to us by BBC
then it tells the people in the other place
of the other side to help....
uhhhhhh wait....
to help... YOUR BOSS!
Then your boss relates it back to you!
AND TA! DA!
So help yourselfs by donating to LameWare™.
Donations, as other companies would do, would be given to the homeless
and helpess and poor people in Africa & India.
They will provide them with food and shelter.....
But LameWare™ donations goes to help the lame and the lameless, and lamer.
These people are in desperate need of help!
So why don't you help them by donating to our contribution box
starting at the amount of $00.001 and work your way up!!
Oh yes new products!!
For students going to school!
You need your pencils, pens, pencil box, eraser!
Well LameWare™ has made stationaries for you!!!
The...
Pencil With No Lead Inside™!!!
Its all wood and no lead!
Tears the papers right out of your book!!!
Pencils now sell of a dollar less.
But LameWare™ sells it to your for $50.00!!!
Its cheap!
Its affordable!
It can't get any better than 50!!
The...
Pencil Box As Small As Your Finger™!!!
Its small its compact you can put it right up your nose!!!
The Pencil Box As Small As Your Finger™ is going for.....
a good and sensible price of $800!!!!
And The..
Magical Eraser™!!!
Instead of getting rid of all your mistakes and dirts.
Magical Eraser™ puts more dirt on your paper!!!
THATS RIGHT!!!!
It gives your work the umph! in it!
Magical Eraser™ is selling for only a small, little price of...
Collecting 10,000...1 sens!!!!
Start counting your one sen now!!!
This whole set can be bought together!!
Its on sale for..
well...
its so much that you can't afford it!!
Well so much for your UMPH!!
BUY IT NOW ONLINE AT
http://www.thislinkissofreakinglongthat
itwilltakeyourfiveminutestotypeitoutandaccessthewebsitetouseitandfind
yourproductwhichyoucantbecausethislinkissooooolongand
youcantdoanythingaboutit.com.my/lameware/openfile/closefile
/underthefile/throughthefile/dotopensource/enteringfirewall
/inputpassword/inputnickname/gogetcoffee/drinkasip/gettinghungry
/gocooksomelamewaremee/afteradayswork/siteisloading
/1%/2%/3%/4%/99%/100%/siteaccessed.htm/
Copy™ and Cut™ has been bought by LameWare™ so you are not given the permission to
use the word Copy, Cut, or Copy, or Cut, anything.
So get your products online now!!!!!!
Written on 2:11 PM by Lenix Kok Hao Zhe
This is the synopsis of the lastest and lamest action movie "Lame Now Here!" by LameWare™ Productions™ ™.
Warning: Read whole post then proceed to the warning at the bottom.
Staring
The Yellow Truck & His Tiny Red Sports Car!
Co-Staring
L's Finger
L for Lame™
Directed by
CEO Of LameWorks™
Co-Directed by
CEO Of LameWorks™
Stunts by
Facilitator-L
Visual & Sound Effects by
Facilitator-L
Pictures by
Facilitator-L
The Tiny Red Sports Car™ is sick
Once apon a time there lived a vampire car. He loved to suck gasoline. His name was Tiny Red Sports Car™. His favorite sport was to drink gasoline.
One Day he got sick. He felt like he would throw-up. His mamma said he should eat more blood. His papa said he should look at Tiny Red Sports Cars™. So he tried to look at himself. His Grandmother said to just lie in bed.
so he did and he got better. But he got sick again.
He asked his brother, The Yellow Truck™. But his brother said, "I don't care"
So he asked his sister, The Silly Pink Honda™. But she said, "I hate you."
He remembered what his Grandma said. So he lay in bed and he got better.
He never got sick again.
Awww...
The End
Warning: Spoilers intended, don't read post if you don't like spoilers. Whoops, too late!
We LameWare™ do not post anything not appropriate for our customers.
Which means nothing 18+ and above.
LameWare™ post should not post any type of information
or pictures which is related to anything "dirty"
We are Lame™ not dirty minded people.
Editted by : Facilitator-D
Written on 12:56 AM by GwenYi.
OKAY WELL, I know nobody really CARES about who-joins-this-company and who-posts-what but JUST SO YOU KNOW, this is the new Probationary Lame-O™. Probationary Lame-O' G (which stands for GREAT). :D
SO AS YOU CAN SEE, for the past four decades our highly-ESTEEMED *ahem ahem* organization has been ripping people off benefiting the human race selling Solar-powered Flash Lights™, Waterproof Tea Bags™, and even smooth sandpaper™ that does WONDERS with your Kemahiran Hidup woodwork projects (coming soon for the EXTREMELY FREAKING IF-YOU-DON'T-BUY-THIS-YOU'RE-NUTS CHEAP price of $999.27!).
It even comes in a variety of FOUR COLOURS:
Frictionless Brown, Silky Maroon, Velvety Beige and even Sleek Blue!
To pre-order, please dial our hotline at
1300-I-WANT-TO-MAKE-MY-KERJA-KAYU-SUCKIER!
And speaking of nuts, we are
ALSO working on a
nutcracker that doesn't crack nuts™, estimated to be out by the end of September (when the nut season is in
full swing!). It will be only going for
$400 for the first five minutes, then the price will be lowered to a
STUNNING REDUCTION of
$399.99! ISN'T THAT JUST BRILLIANT?
You can now use your left-over cash to buy our
EXTREMELY FRESH NUTS exported
ALL THE WAY from Indonesia for just $57.60 with every purchase of a non-nut-cracking nutcracker!
Note his bound-up-and-secured-with-Mammoth (Elephant too outdate lah)-glue upper lip - so the mouth cannot be closed shut and therefore, THE NUT CANNOT BE CRACKED!!
To pre-order, please dial our hotline at
1300-IF-I-BUY-THIS-I-WILL-LACK-NUTS!
Now, I KNOW the mere mention of nuts has, erhem, INVOKED THE INTEREST OF A FEW CERTAIN
YELLOW-MINDED PEOPLE OUT THERE *ahem ahem! xD*, so while we are on the topic of
YELLOW, we have been experimenting with our latest product -
the black highlighter pen™.Tired of having to study, take note of and - God forbid-
MEMORIZE those important points in your history textbooks and reference books?
FEAR NO MORE, FOR THERE IS NOW
A NEW ALIBI IN THE "BOOK OF EXCUSES":
"Teacher, I accidentally used the wrong colour highlighter."
It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT!
And it only costs you an IDEAL RATE of
$69.79! Refills are sold separately in a
different polystyrene pack which costs $89.54 (environmentally friendly ones cost $109.99).
To pre-order, please dial our hotline at
1300-I-NEED-A-BETTER-EXCUSE-FOR-NOT-DOING-HOMEWORK!
Hope y'all liked that. :P
OH OH and believe it or not, THOSE INVENTIONS REALLY DO EXIST. *Grins*
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Written on 7:43 PM by Denz_L
Hi! Today, I have made two pictures of LameWare™
1 from scratch
1 from a blog header, provided by Hao Yi. Thks!
For picture number one, to me it has this old 60s truck look.
With the mix of orange and black! Wu Hu!
Man it does look like 1895!!
How much does this beatiful thang cost? You ask?
Well, since it wasn't easy, it ranges from the size you order it in and how much HD you want.
$1,000.00 - $2,000.00
So CHEAP???
YES IT IS!
With that money you could feed atleast 500 starving people!
This picture can be used as a wallpaper!
Or a card for your mothers B`day!
Call Now! At...
1300-DANG-THATS-GOOD
Now for the second product!
This picture is giving the expression of tranquililty and grace, kindness and warmth,
peace and harmony~
YES! IT IS TRUE!
LameWorks™ is creating a new movie, called Lame Now Here→!
Staring
The Yellow Truck & His Tiny Red Sports Car!
Co-Staring
L's Finger
L for Lame™
Directed by
CEO Of LameWorks™
Co-Directed by
CEO Of LameWorks™
Stunts by
Facilitator-L
Visual & Sound Effects by
Facilitator-L
Pictures by
Facilitator-L
(F.Y.I. We are under man-ed)
Screened at GLC™ 1894 @Golden Lame Cinemas™
COMING TO YOUR "GLCinemas™" SOON!!!!
And Lastly, our new prohibate/staff/Lame-O`s...
Lame-O`-G
YaY!! (CLAP) not claps.
CLAP
Thks
Written on 12:10 AM by Denz_L
It's the 1st of February 09 and it's time for our monthly update on what we have for our customers.
Firstly, we are recruiting new people! YaY! More people! More Lame™!
Our under-studies will be given the position of Lame-o`s™.
If you think you have what it takes to become a Lame-o`s™, then email your application
to lameware.co@gmail.com
Another update is, of our new products.
Yes new and Lame™! All the way from LameWare™ Co.
We have 4 new products for our customers.
1. LameWare™ Pocket Dictionary™
2. LameWare™ Pendrive
3. LameWare™ Pendrive v2.o
4. Weightless Paper Weight™
Since it is 12:00am I shall not explain them.
But Facilitator-L will do it!
YaY!
All our products have been tested and have been given the Safety Award from Africa, Utopia.
Over there it is really safe!
And if you are not satisfied by these 4 items, we also have new books coming up.
Written personally by CEO of LameWare™, Facilitator-L, and me, Facilitator-D.
[UPDATE]
Since it is 12.41 a.m and I can't go to sleep, I shall explain them. Big boss better pay me overtime.
1. LameWare™ Pocket Dictionary™ - A dictionary so big, it can fit into your pocket! (Dictionary size is equivalent to the standard year 1895 jean pockets, aka the ones that miners used to store coal and such.)
2. LameWare™ Pendrive - These cheaper and faster models are great if you're on the move. Best feature is: Once Only Usability™! Store your data and never get it out!!!
3. LameWare™ Pendrive v2.o - These WAY faster models, although lacking in the Once Only Usability™ feature, makes up for it with is GIGANNOURMOUS memory space of 8MB!! Stores up to 2 songs!!!!!
4. Weightless Paper Weight™ - These weightless beauties are a great thing to have on your desk when you're moving house and are lazy to take it off your desk before carrying it! You may want to do something to keep those papers from flying about though..
-Edited and updated by Facilitator L
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