Gotta Collect Them All!

Written on 6:23 PM by Lenix Kok Hao Zhe

Well folks, you heard it! The CEO of LameWare™ has just announced the availability of " Getting To Know Your Lame Shui " books.

BUT!

There's a catch. Customers can choose between buying the whole book at the CHEAP CHEAP price of $599.99 a page..

OR

Find all 1234 pages inside various LameWare™ products and get a free cover!

Its the offer of a lifetime!!!!

Examples of page locations include:
-Inside the nozzle of the Flammable Fire Extinguisher™
-Inside the pack of the Landing Delay Parachutes™
- Underneath the garbage inside the Disposable Garbage Can™
- Wrapping the poop inside the Poop In A Bag™

Happy Hunting~

[Update]

The CEO has witness several pitiful attempts of people trying to find the pages inside stupid places of our products. A man has even been sent to the hospital because he was looking inside the nozzle of our Flammable Fire Extinguishers™ while smoking...

I advise customers not to do that..

Therefore, the CEO has announce that he will release 1 free page to the public, namely page 123 "How To Draw A Decagon Of Lameness, Using Only A Compass And A Pencil Or Stick".

The gracious CEO has also decided to give a 1% discount on every page sold for a total of 2 hours! Each page now costs = $599.99 x 99%
= Elenventy-Twelve Ringgit!!!

Please thank the CEO.

(Products sold are not refundable for cash or Lame-Credit, also known as LC)