Biography - Facilitator L

Written on 3:26 PM by Lenix Kok Hao Zhe

Hey, this is my biography, Facilitator L- As in Lameness to the Max.

By Lenix Kok

Ok, you probably read and gagged at Facilitator D's biography, and found it extremely hard to read and understand. Some of you might also have though: "THIS SUX BIG TIME!!! WE WANT FACCIE L (NOT FAECES) BIOGRAPHY, FAECES D SUX!!!" XD

So here's how I got dragged into this wonderful establishment.

4o years ago, when the humble creators of Lameware™ were sitting in the Chat Room bar, I was still a hardworking employee in TupperWare™. At the exact same time they were LTICOMP-ing, I was told by my boss in TupperWare™ to finish up a ridiculously large project by that month.

Needless to say, I was pissed. When the deadline came and went, I headed to his office with the project which I had painstakenly worked on 24/7 for the pass month, but he threw it out of the window and threathened to take my family and put them in a room made out of TupperWare™ plastic, which we all know is fatally poisonous.

Anyways I was at a lost of what to do and decided to head to the Chat Room bar for a drink, or 2.... or maybe 10.. Thats when i saw it.

Yes, it. Or rather, them..

The founders of LameWare, selling Poop In A Bag™.

I was ecstatic and a plan formed in my mind. I bought 200 of these wonderful products and had my family placed under LameWare's company care. Then I came back to my boss's office 2 weeks later with my "project"

Boss- What the *censored* is this?

Me- It's my project. *Holds up box*

Boss- Let me see it *Opens box and finds it empty*

Me- Sneaks up behind him and dumped a bucket off Poop In A Bag™ on him.

Needless to say, I was fired and LameWare™ has taken me in. They have provided for me ever since.

How did I rise to Facilitatorship, some of you may ask.

Well, my good friend, Yang di-Perasankan Datuk Tan Sri Denzil Lim, was the main contributor to LameWare™'s fortune. He saw my potential in LAMENESS management and recommended me for Facilitatorship to the CEO, Mr.*Censored*

"How did you become rich?", "Are you single?", "Can I be as successful as you?" All these questions and more will be answered in my book "Faccies VS Faeces" which can be ordered via telephone at 1800-I-GOT-RIPPED-OFF-BUYING-FACILITATOR-D'S-BOOK-SO-NOW-IM-BUYING-YOURS

Or email us at lameware.co@gmail.com