Lame Shui™ is the new Feng Shui! (Also has insides on the new book "Getting To Know Your Lame Shui™ " )

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Written on 6:00 PM by CEO of LameWare™

Hello!

Thank You for all your support in making LameWare™ an undestructable Lame Fortress.

Today, as the CEO of LameWare™ and Founding Father of Lame™( Founding Father of Lame™ is above all other founders, which are the Founding Fathers of Lameness™. )

I shall touch on the subject of Lame Shui™. 
Many people have always asked me personally " Sir, what is arh, Lame Shui™ arh? "

Well being the Grand Master Of Lame Shui™ I shall reveal to everyone what Lame Shui™ is!

Lame Shui™ is an ancient technique used by Lame Monks™ during 1234 B.C. 
They were based at a Lame Temple™ at the Tibetian Mountians, where all Lame Shui™ was conducted. 

Lame Monks™ would use Lame Circles™ & Squares™ to find out how Lame™ the area is, whether it is Lame™ or Lamer™. They also do this on people. People, during those times, where very cautious about how Lame™ they were. If they weren't Lame™ enough, by atleast some degree. 

Dangerous punishment would be dealt. Punishments that were un-imaginable, they used 
Swords The Cannot Cut™ on them, and Canes That Break All The Time™, 
and the worst is Fire That Cannot Burn™. 
All these punishments were used because they were not lame enough.
To not get punish the people went to seek out the Lame Monks™ to help change their Lame Vibes™.

As time went on, people became more mature and less Lame™. They deserted Lame Shui™ and started their own journey down the path of " BEING MATURE ", because of this they could not obtain the true Lame of Lameminity™. 

Lame Shui™ was the true origin of Feng Shui. A Lame Monk™, went out to the world on a journey. Because he went out without the protection of "ARMOR THAT CAN BE PENETRATED™ " he was influenced to think that the Feng of Fang of Fing of Fong of Fung of Harry was the correct way to get Lame™!

This is just a small taste of what is instored in my book called
" Getting To Know Your Lame Shui™ "
Which is limitedly sold at LameWare™ Co.
At the price of $599.99 a page.
Collect all the pages and you get a free cover!

Call Now!
At 1300-LAME-ME-THAT-BOOK

Thank You, and a Lame Day to all.

CEO- LameWare™

(Products are not refundable)

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