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This book is dedicated to the Lameness all over the world.

It was 40 years ago, our company, started it's business just off the Chat Room.

The Chat Room was located at a bar, where my associates & I took our pencils and papers and started chatting. Thats how we did it in the old days.

Our conversation consisted of, the day is sunshine for you?.

That was the slangs we used.

But on that specific day our conversation got on the topic of TupperWare™ and how working there was very "down the old tree" (another slang for bad times). So we decided that we should start our own company, and the chat room went wild with, "LTICOMP" (which stands of Laughing Till I Choked On My Peanuts) Peanuts were the in thing to do, though it was illegal.

After our laughter ended, we actually thought about it and said we could do it! The things we could come up with was "way leafy"(another slang for cool~) than TupperWare™'s inventions.

But we were missing a name, but it wasn't hard we thought hard, had a few peanuts, and we came up with LameWare™ it was better more catchier than TupperWare™.

The next day, we quit our jobs and left TupperWare™. We went to the back of TupperWare™'s building and opened our own company right there. At the parking lot, where we got our big break! All we had was garbage and poop. But that didn't stop us we just took it and sold POOP IN A BAG! POOP IN A BAG! IT's HERE! IT's NOW!! NO MORE PICKING UP POOP!! JUST GET IT IN A BAG!!! ONLY FOR $5.99

People from everywhere started coming with 5s and 1s to buy our product.

It sold faster than, going to the toilet with a stomach ache!

With that we started and earned our way up to the roof top of TupperWare™ building selling our products, or LameWare™.

Now, after 40 years of hard work, we are big and powerful with our fantastic LameWare™.

And our location is just right beside TupperWare™ company!

Thank You for reading.

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